When I was little I thought the moon was following me when I was in the car

thehilariousblog:

I would be in the car like:

Follow this blog for more hilarious posts

(Source: jceeser88)

(Source: leilockheart.me)

thehilariousblog:

Follow this blog for more hilarious posts

(Source: jumpdaafuckup)

When you watch scary movies

You’re all excited and cant wait for it to start

Then it starts getting intense and your like ZOMG!

Then your constantly thinking WTF WTF WTF…

Something really scary happens and you scream like a physco!

Now your going ape shit asking yourself why you even watched it

Then you go to sleep… LOL jks! your a paranoid motherfucker! 

Click Here For More Funny Posts

(Source: utopianshit)

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg )

“Would you like a table?”

dontwannasaygoodbye:

No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for five please. 

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

When the bell rings and everybody starts leaving but you didn’t finish copying

(Source: schoolsurvival)

waiting-impatiently:

At least I thought you were…

(Source: headonyourchest)

(Source: infinitetorecovery)

Purposely annoying everybody who dislikes you.

rainbowmaize: